THIS CANT BE REAL
you forgot the part where the kid’s wig fell off revealing it was a boy the whole time and they run away
But this is actually how pageants are underneath all the pretention. Whoring out children.
This is from Bad Grandpa…..
Oh, the 90’s! Anyone else remember these bad boys? haha
Clorox makes Hidden Valley Ranch
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
I mean you could also just choose the “first pet’s name” option instead. Come on
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
actual audio of a straight man explaining that “not all men are like that” in response to tumblr posts
god nash grier is so fucking hot
I am soooooo scared of space U have no idea i get so frightened thinkin bout it