i speak jive
laughingatmynightmare:

laughingatmynightmare:

laughingatmynightmare:

I’m too excited for my book to come out on October 14th. I want one of you to read it NOW! 
Reblog this for a chance to win an autographed hardcover copy of Laughing At My Nightmare before anyone else gets it! 
And if you want to support my attempt at world domination, you can preorder yourself a copy right here: shaneburcawbooks.com
I will pick a winner on Monday (9/29) morning! 

I’m doing the first HARDCOVER giveaway for my upcoming memoir! Reblog for your chance to win!

Picking the winner tomorrow morning!!!

laughingatmynightmare:

laughingatmynightmare:

laughingatmynightmare:

I’m too excited for my book to come out on October 14th. I want one of you to read it NOW! 

Reblog this for a chance to win an autographed hardcover copy of Laughing At My Nightmare before anyone else gets it! 

And if you want to support my attempt at world domination, you can preorder yourself a copy right here: shaneburcawbooks.com

I will pick a winner on Monday (9/29) morning! 

I’m doing the first HARDCOVER giveaway for my upcoming memoir! Reblog for your chance to win!

Picking the winner tomorrow morning!!!

baeddeldeer:

Why do ppl get so mad when girls like themselves

sadomy:

halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

I will marry this woman

trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

whentherestrouble:

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar


yeah literally everyone has read that book so shut up you pretentious fucks omfg

whentherestrouble:

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

yeah literally everyone has read that book so shut up you pretentious fucks omfg

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

When someone calls me attractive image