I CANT BREATHE
WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!
I will marry this woman
i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
yeah literally everyone has read that book so shut up you pretentious fucks omfg
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains