i speak jive
solluxxander:

clamjob:

lolitaspice:

Illuminati

why her arm longer than life

"Shit Yourself"

solluxxander:

clamjob:

lolitaspice:

Illuminati

why her arm longer than life

"Shit Yourself"

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

yourselfandnothingmore:

"talk dirty to me"

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ursulatheseabitchh:

scarletofshallott:

foreveralone-lyguy:

yungkorra:

yung-maple:

THIS CANT BE REAL

It is

you forgot the part where the kid’s wig fell off revealing it was a boy the whole time and they run away

But this is actually how pageants are underneath all the pretention. Whoring out children.

This is from Bad Grandpa…..

queenofpain666:

Oh, the 90’s! Anyone else remember these bad boys? haha

queenofpain666:

Oh, the 90’s! Anyone else remember these bad boys? haha

It just dawned on me that the same company that makes Pringles also makes Tampax products, and now I’m questioning everything I thought I knew about snack foods.

Clorox makes Hidden Valley Ranch

microaggressions:

When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.

I mean you could also just choose the “first pet’s name” option instead. Come on

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

feyism:

The Office: Finale table read (x).

men that are like that - not all men are like that
92,999 plays

feliciashanay:

lordbape:

actual audio of a straight man explaining that “not all men are like that” in response to tumblr posts